I Hate Fake Presents

Emo Presents

XMas is a great time of year, for sure. I don’t like it because of the religious aspects or anything, I just like it because I get to spend time with my family and I don’t have to go to work. Don’t get me wrong, I go all out every year on gifts and a tree. However, there’s one thing that’s always smelled wrong to me about Christmas – fake presents.

Fake presents, as in those empty yet impressively wrapped boxes you see in department stores every year. It’s like they are beautiful boxes without a soul inside. If there’s one thing that would make baby Jebus weep, it’s unwrapping a gift only to find nothing inside. How sad is that?